she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
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I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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