Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
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