I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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