There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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