After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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