I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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