is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
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He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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