He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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