What a fucking waste of an outfit
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
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