His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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