Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
