I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
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We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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