You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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