everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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