I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
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oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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