Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
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I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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