gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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