Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
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What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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