At least make sure they are 18
Why
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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