We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Randomize