Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
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Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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