Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
did i walk over a car last night?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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