Midget sex pt 2 tonight
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
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The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
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the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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