Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
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dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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