I showed him my bush... on skype.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
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I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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