Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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