If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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