How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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