Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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