So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
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This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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