I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
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I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
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He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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