even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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