im gay
i know
yea but for you.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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