Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
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You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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