She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
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I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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