I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Randomize
