So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
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you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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