I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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