i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
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being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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