Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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