I'm drive I can fine osifer
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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