My liver just broke up with me...
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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