why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
found the other keg... it's in the tree
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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