i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
There r osticjed everywhere
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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