I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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