I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
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I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
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this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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