Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
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But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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