hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
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I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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