I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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