I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
time to smoke my breakfast
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
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Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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