If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
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I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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