i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
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She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
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Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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