We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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